NEP: The type of quiz that asks whether you drink Pepsi or Coke.
Professor: A text book wired for only sound but not energy.
Revenge: Biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Wine: A beverage thats makes you more pleasing to yourself & less to others.
Danger: Having a million Dollar Life Insurance policy & an angry wife.
Liar: What people automatically think you are when you tell an unpleasant truth.
Lie: The truth that never happened.
Rainbow: What appears on your face when you laugh & cry at the same time.
Profit: Beside sex the only thing that could make sleep more enjoyable.
Insomniac: Type of people worry to sleep & don't sleep because they worry.
Product: An element designed to use the day after warranty expired.
Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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