smokers attention please !!

Godfrey Phillips India Ltd & ITC has stopped their production from 1st of Nov. The price is going to high very soon. somewhere (State like Bihar) it has already started black marketing. Bad news for us.......like heavy smoker :( 

Definition

NEP: The type of quiz that asks whether you drink Pepsi or Coke.


Professor: A text book wired for only sound but not energy.


Revenge: Biting a dog because the dog bit you.


Wine: A beverage thats makes you more pleasing to yourself &  less to others.


Danger: Having a million Dollar Life Insurance policy & an angry wife.


Liar: What people automatically think you are when you tell an unpleasant truth.


Lie: The truth that never happened.


Rainbow: What appears on your face when you laugh & cry at the same time.


Profit: Beside sex the only thing that could make sleep more enjoyable.


Insomniac: Type of people worry to sleep & don't sleep because     they worry. 


Product: An element designed to use the day after warranty expired.


Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked.